Greeting Cards for Birthdays, Retirements, Anniversary's! These cards are sure to get a laugh!  Many more cards in stock

Outside Are you getting old? Take this simple test: ...
Inside c) Where the f%%k are my bifocals?!!! Happy Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

Outside A Man's Guide to Successful Aging
Inside Never Pass a Bathroom. Don't Waste a Hard-on. Never            Trust a Fart. Happy Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

Outside There are scarier things than getting older.
Inside Like bending over to pick up the soap in a prison shower. Happy Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

Outside Have a couple of drinks to celebrate your birthday
Inside Old people are so cute when they're fu$$ed up!

 

 

 

 

 

Outside What did one saggy boob say to the other?
Inside We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! Happy Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

Outside Today is your birthday and you're the...
Inside Because tomorrow we go back to treating you like shit. Happy Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

Outside Is it wrong to touch another man's weiner, Bob?...
Inside Happy Birthday big boy... now let's eat!

 

 

 

 

 

Outside Fishing The way to a man's heart is thru his fly!
Inside And if it isn't big enough, throw it back! May your birthday be a BIG one!

 

 

 

 

 

Outside We heard it's your birthday...
Inside ...we're so excited, we could just shit!

 

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